Bring The Count Up To Two: Charlie Culberson Injured

Dear Giants,

I thought we made it clear that that it’s too early for things like these. It’s what, two days into Spring Training? Two players injured already? I don’t want to go through a thing where it’s a player a day who goes down with a crazy injury. For crying out loud, we don’t need any more frozen hamburgers.

Enclosed is a coupon for a roll of bubble wrap that is self-explanatory.

Seriously, Giants. Seriously.

Your pal,
Mac

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