The Giants didn’t do well today and lost.
Madison Bumgarner did not pitch to the best of his abilities. The defense threw some clown’s shoes onto the field and it jumped through hoops where dolphins threw up rainbows and Gloria Estefan started a congo line.
And then it just kinda ended and the Marlins won.
Gregor Blanco went 3-for-5 today with an RBI. Not that teh ribeyez matter, but. That’s there. They scored three runs. And. Yeah.
I mean, what else is there to say when the Giants just throw red noses onto the field and say, “HEY, TAKE THESE NOSES.” And the Lisa Frank-induced hallucinogen that is the Marlins home run sculpture just takes it.